Monthly Archive for June, 2011

contest heating up…

Getting some solid submissions for the Sub Love coloring contest. This one came from somewhere in Siberia…

On the late nite music tip, Starkey with some spaced out, orchestral dubstep. This one climbs for a bit then blasts off about 2:40 in. Excellent per usual.

Cop the Space Traitor Vol. 2 EP, it’s solid all the way through. Heatwolves reminds you to please listen it on some speakers with bass, not dem RMB10 white earbuds from d market.

Starkey – Lost in Space (feat. Charli XCX)

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dey aight tho, just sayin

7-Eleven entered the Shanghai convenience store game about eighteen months ago and are basically runnin other mofuckers out of town now. Their snack selection, pretty wack. But, look past that and you’ve got:

1) An out-of-control hot food selection at lunch and dinner. I’d never seen people line up for hot convenience store food until last week. Their jia chang cai (home cookin’) rivals the average small Chinese restaurant here. True, more preservatives, but less risk of sketchy kitchen. Not sayin’ it’s cool to eat convenience store food every day, but sometimes…yeah the gong bao ji ding is bomb. Rice a bit meh though.

2) RMB8 Hot/Ice Coffee -Decent

3) Mango pudding. Pretty bomb.

4) Service that could be called “best practices,” i.e. not sleeping atop a newspaper and getting pissed about customers coming in to shop.

5) Store doesn’t smell like eggs soaking in whatever.

6) Slurpees – Yes, they’re here now. And to that Australian girl I met who insisted that a Slurpee is just a slushie, and then thought you were cute by refusing to call it a Slurpee and kept saying “slushie” in clear reference to a Slurpee, you weren’t being funny, or cute.

7) No lock-in inventory sessions. Most convenience stores in Shanghai close about once a week, at random times, to take inventory and count everything in the store. When this happens, the Ayis lock themselves inside and wave off anyone who tries to enter. Their expression is usually scowl/gas face + closed eyes + head shake and that absolutely classic “buuuuuuuuuu xing” dismissive hand wave. This seriously happens at like 3PM when I’m just trying to buy an ice cream or water in a god damn 24/7 convenience store and they put that shit on lockdown like it’s a fucking crime scene for half a day no exaggeration.

Really wanted to keep this blog relevant and post a song about rain last week. Not cause I walk to 7-Eleven in the rain for coffee and puddin sometimes, but because it seriously just rained for at least three weeks. Better late than never though. This that old soul shit.

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The Dramatics – In The Rain

new mix – for your sunday listening pleasure

Just got this [bomb] mix from Chongqing’s Kalacuta Kid. Full of ragtime and jazz upgraded with breakbeats and 808s. Perfect daytime ish.

He’ll be in Shanghai this Thursday at Shelter (Sub Love) and LoGO on Saturday (Beat Buffet #8), along with scratchmaster Spin Doctor.

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Kalacuta Kid’s Jazz Cup

Dude was even kind enough to write where all these tracks come from. Tracklist format is song/artist/country.

1. Initial statement
2. Mushroom Burgers- Al Tarba (France)
3. Melody- Nu-Mark & Pomo (US)
4. Et De Clarinette- Palov & Mishkin (Greece)
5. Cheek to Cheek- Fred Astaire- Disse remix (Danemark)
6. What’s That ?- Palov (Greece)
7. Put It On The Ritz- Fred Astaire- Club des Belougas remix (Germany)
8. Honey Licker- Al Tarba (France)
9. Golden- Jurassic Five- Odjbox Remix (UK)
10. Big Bad Trumpet Player- Kormac (Ireland)
11. Figs and Dates- G-Swing (France)
12. About A Trauma Drum- Lyre le Temps (France)
13. Sunny Bunny Blues- Parov Stelar feat Veda 36 (Austria)
14. Hit That Jive- Gramatik (US)
15. Scratch Marchin’- Kormac (Ireland)
16. Hot Club Swing- Sound Nomaden (Germany)
17. Hello Joe- Vono Box (Hungary)
18. Artichaut- Chinese Man (France)
19. Breathe and Swing- Savage Henry (US)
20. Minnie The Moocher- Ginscheller remix (Germany)
21. Quackery- Kormac (Ireland)
22. Armstrong Turntablized- Ginscheller (Germany)
23. Henry’s Record Machine- Kormac (Ireland)
24. Hide and Seek- Al Lindrum- Unkle Hu remix (Australia)
25. Cartoon Tune- Makala (Spain)
26. Final statement

let u get off on ur own, grl

Saw this medical conditions sheet at a pharmacy down in Sanya. The “pharmacists,” like seemingly every other Chinese person in Sanya, spoke fluent Russian and no English. I did not need “the pain killer;” just wanted some eyedrops. Really glad I didn’t have “the infection of eyes.” But like a typical white person in Asia, I did get “digest is not good” the next day. A lot of these could be DJ names.

Really feelin some New Jack Swing this morning. Early 90s pumpin’ jams, somewhere between hip hop and R&B. Prlly more toward the latter and generally faster than hip hop.

I’m no expert on this genre, but I assume when rappers like KRS-ONE were dissing “video rappers” and “R&B singers,” they meant these New Jack artists.

Word, but these go down so solid at a roller skating party or just at the start or end of a club night. Might work really well with some slow house jams…

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Al B. Sure! – Off On Your Own (Girl)

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Hi-Five – I Like the Way (The Kissing Game)

wake up and cash yo checks

This used to be the wake-up song on my alarm clock in 7th and 8th grade. If you’re not from the US, you might think that “the first of the month” refers to like, waking up all cheery on some “oooo it’s July” or “ooooo it’s September!”

But actually, the first of the month is when poor people get their welfare checks from the government. This song came out back when Uncle Sam just threw people cash instead of food stamps and other in-kind welfare. That meant people could spend their welfare money on [crack] rocks, hairdos/braids, clothes, malt liquor, and other ghetto necessities.

Bone Thugs N’ Harmony, probably the only good thing to come out of Ohio, ever,  came up “serving the fiends.” Instead of cashing welfare checks, they collected them and served dope. So in a roundabout way, our tax dollars subsidized rap music.

“And all them fiends be lovin them thugs cause I got dem’ rocks for dem pipes.”

Bone knew the first was the busiest day of the month. It’s like when Chinese people get red envelopes full of money for Chinese New Year, they wanna spend it. Same deal in the hood.

And that’s why they wrote this classic.

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Bone Thugs N’ Harmony – 1st of Tha Month

what they be talkin bout.

The first time I came to China, a “university student” on the street asked me “where are you from?” I said America and he responded “oh, do you watch Prison Break?”

This was back in 2007 (!!!) These days, Chinese watch Big Bang Theory more than probably any other American TV show.

Flash back to 2007. When my friend told me how much she loved Friends, I said “terrible… you gotta peep the good shit.” So we bought Seinfeld and The Wire. Said friend dug Seinfeld for sure, but literally could not understand even 10% of The Wire. And she spoke fluent English at the time.

Difficultly Comparison  (for non-native speakers)

Textbook English < Real-Life Spoken English < Hood English (Spoken)

Like most middle-class white boys, I listened to a lot of rap music growing up. This included playing basketball while listening to “Vol 2: Hard Knock Life” on a Sony boombox, busting three-minute combos in Tony Hawk Pro Skater with  Method Man and Redman’s “Blackout!” bumping in the background, and sitting on the back porch listening to “400 Degreez” trying to figure out what a “choppa” was (’98 = no urban dictionary).

Chinese kids growing up in the 1990s did not have this privilege.

Luckily, Big L’s “Ebonics” gives a three-minute briefing on about two decades of ghetto vocabulary. It’s like freebasing a slang dictionary. Though non-native speakers probably still won’t understand The Wire after studying this track, it’s a start.

Big L died from seven gunshots in 1999. Someone wanted dude dead for sure. Growing up in Harlem, he probably never dreamed that one day he would help Chinese people understand the multiple meanings of “dime,” “grill,” and “nut.”

Take notes -

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Big L – Ebonics

More about Sub Love later, but yes, there is a coloring contest.

dem trippin tho…

So mad about this. Tried to withdraw some money the other day and kept getting the “transaction has been canceled by your provider” message, at three different ATMs. Was trippin on some identity theft paranoia until I went to the bank the next morning and found this sign.

Just no access to my money for four days. On a holiday weekend. So glad i learned about this before leaving Shanghai for a few days. Unreal.

I do, however, appreciate their use of the definite article in “we apologize for the inconvenience incurred…” instead of “…any inconvenience incurred.” They know the deal.

Big up Bank of China!

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William DeVaughn – Be Thankful For What You’ve Got

Addison Groove at Shelter Next Weekend!

Massive, massive show on Saturday, June 11th. My favorite dubstep-ish producer (somewhere between dubstep, techno, and juke). I’m also on the lineup, along with Drunk Monk, ChaCha, Steven Lorenz, Didje, Esia, Arminda.

Do not sleep on this.

I posted this mix by Addison Groove a few months back, but just to remind you:

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and this track, one of my favorites. stream only – cop that shit yo!

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Addison Groove – Minutes of Funk

documentation

saw this ride parked outside the police station. was up there registering with the police (something us foreign aliens must do).

registering with the police is simple. you just need to get some documents from your landlord. mine happens to be a raging bitch who doesn’t answer emergency phone calls. I even texted “you should really get someone over here…the entire apartment is flooded” and she responded “sorry, now is not convenient.” She also lied and said she was in Japan when she was just in another Chinese city.

but she does know how to text, because i was three days late on rent and she sent me a message like “i will come take my apartment back. you need to have your Chinese friends help you read and understand your contract. i don’t care if you think i’m a nice person or not, i will take my apartment back.”

(i had sent her a text saying “u r not a nice person”)

mmmmmhmmmm.

my favorite track at the moment. brilliant.

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Joe – Twice

dragon bros.

First off, big shout out/props/thanks to everyone who came out to the Love Bang one year anniversary at Dada. Definitely the biggest Love Bang yet. Big up to Ceezy kept the hip hop vibe heavy for three hours and had the spot jam packed from the start. Blaise Deville in full effect as well till about 5:00am.

RIP Gil Scott…

Dragonboat festival weekend starts today. That means some people will race boats in the river. Some of them will be foreigners. At least one foreign bro will jump into the Huangpu river and become a mutant bro, a la Toxic Avenger.

Which..whatever. I don’t really want mutants at my parties though. In terms of driving girls off the dance floor, one mutant = 32 bros.

Also gonna eat sticky-rice triangles filled with pork made by ma Meemaw Zhou.

So today’s music. Falty DL is a bro who produces a LOT of tracks. He’s got releases out on labels like Swamp81, Planet Mu, and Rush Hour. I hate probably 60% of the music he makes, but the rest is gold.

Newest album “You Stand Uncertain” plays pretty decent all the way. Super loose percussion sounds nice.

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Falty DL – Play With My Heart

BTW massive show at Shelter next Saturday. More about that in the next post.




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