LOVE BANG CHRISTMAS SPECIAL @ DADA TONIGHT

I am the dog who live in the adult toys store near Dada Bar, on Xingfu Lu.

I wake to wafts of lamb and beef from the Muslim restaurant next door.

Aunties come in my shop and touch me every day. I like.

Can’t understand women who afraid of dog.

Someone get their hair cut next door.

Here we have organic viagra, poppers, and handcuffs.

Lately not enough customer want imitation vagina or ejaculating dildo, so we start selling cabbages and onions.

Someone often crash their electric bicycle in front of our adult toys shop.

Tonight DJ Heatwolves play hip hop, dubstep, funk, house, and whatever else to make you dance @ Dada bar, next to my shop. It free entry.

Tommy Kruise – Smokin Sippin

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Lil B – Thugged Out Bitch

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Flying Lotus – Sultan’s Request

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Lil B – Beat My Ho

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Gucci Mane – Trap God Intro

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