WHAT’S GOOD IN SHANGHAI THIS WEEKEND SEPT 5 – 8 // 周末有啥好的?

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Remember how it was 106 degrees a month ago? After the hottest summer ever on record in Shanghai for the 2013, fall crashed the party like a gang of bros rocking fake New-Era hats. But instead of bringing warm cans of Qingdao, fall brings rain, cold fronts, crumbling, toe-destroying pavement, deadly ammonia leaks, and a lot of good as well.

The question is not “How is the weather in Shanghai?” but “What’s worse, Shanghai summer or Shanghai winter?” This place is known for a short spring and fall sandwiched between long, tortuous winters and summers. Enjoy these fall weeks.

And shout out to subway Line 11, shout out to public transportation. Now it’s really simple to transfer within and from the South Side, AKA the best side, to Line 2 at Jiangsu Lu. For example, if you live at Jiaotong University and wanna get to Jing An, you can take line 11 one station to Jiangsu Lu, transfer, and roll one more station to Jing An. Or you can take bus 76 just opposite CityShop on Panyu.

As usual there’s a lot of shit on this weekend and some serious gems, so let’s take a look at what the 周末 has to offer.

FRIDAY – 1950s/60s Music/Rockabilly/Old Records Played By Someone Who Knows The Deal @ The Shelter

Keb Barge is apparently that dude. A pioneer who’s been DJing since the 1970s, he strictly drops good old tunes on vinyl 45s. He doesn’t like house or hip hop and won’t be playing any of that, but you’ll hear a bunch of classic tunes you’ve never heard before. Surely you’ll hear some hip hop though, with this dope, all-Shanghainese support lineup featuring The Grumpy Pig AKA V-Nutz playing a rare set, Ben Huang, plus the homies Ceezy and HBD. You can read a lot more about the show over at Smart Shanghai. Only 50RMB – highly recommended. On the get-ready tip, here’s one of my favorite Northern Soul tunes.

The Trips – Love Can’t Be Modernized

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FRIDAY – Standup Comedy with Joe Klocek

This one’s put on by the Kung Fu Comedy Club. Only been to one of their shows, Butch Bradley last fall, and that was great. Peep this YouTube video of tonight’s guest pwning a heckler. It’s 200RMB at the door. Damn, comedians can charge a lot at the door. I wonder if in five years there’ll be loads of wack comedians here bringing down the market price?

And the new DJ booth should be up and running at Dada tonight – what do you think? Get down there Saturday night for Popasuda if you’re into dancehall and music without English lyrics.

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SATURDAY – TRAPPED ON A BOAT [PARTY]

Saturday night, boat party on the Yuangpu. I DJed at a boat party for NYU last Friday and that was mad fun; like 400 kids dancing on the top deck. Dry boat but everyone was wilding out regardless. Saturday night’s affair has a full bar on deck(s) plus music by Yen, Caution, CJ, and myself. Music on each floor, lots of booze, and the beautiful Huangpu River with dual skylines chillin in the background. There’s a few tickets left over at Dragon’s website, hop on that. RMB200 with free drinks and RMB500 for free-flow alcohol including champagne. It’s a three-hour voyage, with an afterparty at Shanghai Rose, a century-old, historically-preserved Victorian spot that housed the Shanghai Rowing Club back in 1905. Chill architecture. That party is RMB50 with a drink or free if you’re on the pleasure boat. That’s got The Super Ayi Cleaning Team playing erotic dance music and Xujiahui Trap all night. Strictly for the North Bund ratchets.

The North Bund is a funny place. Lot of ratchets, for real. Last time this lady tried to get me to come in her bar and was like “don’t worry i’m not gonna kidnap you and sell you or anything” and her pink-faced and obese lao laowai husband was like “yerrrrrrr come on in.” There were babies crawling around, all quite surreal.

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Usually it’s a flower ayi trying to sell you a rose, but for this flyer we flipped the already-bizarre reality into a flower selling aunties. Art by the always on-point whoiscecilia and myself.

SATURDAY – HOUSE AND DISCO FROM TIM SWEENEY (BEATS IN SPACE) @ 390

Repping DFA Records and the hugely influential Beats In Space radio show, currently on episode #693, it’s New York’s Tim Sweeny. Support from Mau Mau, American Booze DJs, Santo Chino, and Lindberg. Looks to be the spot for house and disco on Saturday. Peep this Boiler Room mix by dude, just came out three days ago. Only RMB60 with one drink.

Saturday during the day there’s a flea-market at Cotton’s on Xinhua Lu that promises pop up shops, BBQ, music, etc.. Dope venue so worth stopping by if you stay in the South Side/Changning hood.

Alright there’s more but I’m done. Hit the streets, see you out there. Get that 2GT and holler at dem North Bund Ratchets. Will end this one with some brand new tunes from local producers.

Here’s a house tune by DJ Doggy, repping Anhui. This one out on the DOT Records sampler that just dropped.

 

And this serious disco burner by two of my favorite French people, Laura Ingalls and El’se. No DL on this but I’m sure if you ask them nicely they’ll hook you up. It’s out on Disques Pony.

El’se + Laura Ingalls – Crydgejohn

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哦!还有一件事请想告诉你们…Tonight on Shanghai’s English-language TV channel, catch the world premiere of a really *special* cooking show starring yrs truly, DJ Caution, and our good friend Sal, who’s written for this site before. Sal also happens to have his monthly Latin/World Tunes party at Dada Saturday night as well, with guest super-friend DJ Cavia also reppin’ the An Hui. Anyway the TV show premieres tonight on ICS at 8:30PM Shanghai time. That’s 8:30AM Kalamazoo time, a perfect way to start your Friday in the office. Something like an adult sesame street in the Shanghai hood. Steam it live over at ICS. Here’s a shot from when we were cutting records in the kitchen while cutting up some vegetables.

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If you have an event in Shanghai, please send the info/flyer over to holler@lovebanguniverse.com and we’ll see about it getting in this column.

Club KTV Shanghai – CLOSED. Lessons Learned.

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It’s the season for clubs closing in Shanghai – who’s next??? Could it be all of Yongkang Lu? Arkham? Your apartment party? Better save some trap dollars for a rainy day.

KTV was a house/disco club in a renovated karaoke parlor that stayed open for about a year. Their strict sound was European disco and house, with some impressive bookings like Mike Simonetti from Italians Do It Better and Chez Damier. Cool concept that may have worked in Spain or something, but in Shanghai this unfortunately was not enough to pay the rent, and the club just announced its closure. Perhaps this was, as some have offered, a consequence of an supersaturated market – too many clubs and promoters and not enough patrons. Or perhaps KTV fucked up by just not enough promoting to different crowds or working with other promoters…I believe the problem lies in the latter.

Personally, I can’t say I feel terrible for Club KTV, considering this convo I had with someone working at the club back in April, when I asked if we could do a Love Bang party there:

“…everything imported. sorry to sound arrogant but not interested in djs who play everywhere in sh. thats my partners opinion im just a messanger. (sic)”

These are nice people who grossly erred in judgement, assuming that a small crowd of Europeans could support a club in a city with some of the most expensive rents in the world, and with loads of clubbing options. At least that’s what i assume they did, as they wouldn’t bring in outside promoters or promote to locals. I never once saw anything about KTV on Weibo, even in the heyday before Weixin eclipsed Weibo. I mean, look at their flyers – this is absolutely meaningless to a local who isn’t in touch with the small disco and house scene. No Chinese, not even an address.

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So…there’s gonna be some kind of razor at a KTV? It’s a shaving party? A cutting party? Goth-night? Is this at Mao Livehouse? I’m a foreigner and without context I don’t even know what this means.

Whereas Arkham struggles to draw a crowd to local nights w/no headliner, they at least got their shit together to draw an impressive local crowd to e.g. their Thursday night hip hop party. I heard KTV tried to reach out to some other promoters at the end, but by then it was too late. Here’s what we can learn by this:

1) Chinese promo is essential. How can you ignore over 95% of the market???  Dada and STD do well because they promote to local crowds.

2) In a world where Perry’s offers free beer and an always-packed bar full of international peeps, bars must do something to stand apart. A renovated KTV is cool, but that alone won’t draw enough customers to keep the doors open. Club owners should always ask themselves “why would anyone want to come to my bar instead of one of the hundreds of other places in town??”

3) It’s cool to have an artistic vision, like pure disco and house in a quirky setting, but in an often tacky city like Shanghai, you have to make compromises sometimes if you wanna stay afloat. That means sometimes working with people you don’t necessarily think are doing the coolest shit on the planet. You can learn a lot by working with peeps doing something different.

4) [most important] If you run a club, FFS don’t shut out all the other promoters in town and think that importing some vinyl nerds from Europe is somehow gonna matter more than working with local promoters. Fucking dumb. I wanted to do a party at KTV but they were like “naw we’re good.” Welp, guess not bruv!

People make mistakes. I didn’t consider the wrong impression some may get when they see a party called “Love Bang” at a gay-ish bar. And I thought like 500 people would just turn up to the first pool party. This has been the summer of “don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” Lessons for the youth.

Ramon & The Crystalites – Golden Chickens

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RIP KTV – here’s some of my favorite disco edits to remember ya’ll.

Slo Grind

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Duff Disco – A Tribute To Barry

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6th Borough Project - McLovin

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Mayer Hawthorne – Her Favorite Song (Oliver Remix)

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Duff Disco – Return Of The Duff

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Linkwood Family – Piece of Mind

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Blood Orange – Sutphin Boulevard (Bicep remix)

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Perseus – Running Back

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Suzanne Kraft – Morning Come

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Bumbleebee Unlimited – Lady Bug (Larry Levan Mix)

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Been a minute since the last update; been preparing to go back to the land of gold this Saturday.

First off, wanna thank everyone who came to Love Bang #12 last Saturday @Dada. Was by far our biggest night ever and it wouldn’t be possible without the great crowd who came out, so big up yourself. I remember looking up at midnight like “huh, not that many people here..” then ten minutes later it was so packed it took five minutes to get from the door to the dance floor, then dropping “All Nite” by Rustie.

And special thanks to ESHIN from Trouble Audio, who absolutely murdered it. Was the first time anyone played Drum & Bass at Love Bang and god damn…Brooklyn dem don’t play.

Looking forward to 2012, we got Love Bang #13 on Jan. 21st at Dada with DJ Caution, MC One Con, and myself, then Love Bang #14 Super Valentine’s Edition on Feb. 11th with special guest DjMrWhite plus other super-friends.

And for March, we got something extra special –  on the opening night of Split Works‘ JUE festival, we’re doing Love Bang @ The Shelter with special guest BICEP. Don’t get it confused, we love Dada and will continue doing Love Bang there, but we need a bigger venue for this one, and what’s better than The Shelter?

Bicep – Say You Wanna

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Lady Gaga – Alejandro (bicep Italo flex)

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sorry, no DLs on these. dem are my friends and they quit their dayjobs to do this full-time, so dem gots to get paid.

check out their site feelmybicep.com – i can’t recommend it enough. hundreds of entries and songs, from rare italo-disco and chicago-house to horror soundtracks and hip hop.