Guest Editorial – Do International DJ Bookings Help The Local Scene in Shanghai?

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This is a guest piece by my friend Chris Russell about the impact of international bookings in Shanghai. Before we get into it, I should mention that Chris lived in South London for a few years, he’s a huge music fan, and he’s definitely been to more “proper nights” than myself.

[Note to the reader: In this piece when I used the word international, I’m not referring to laowai – I simply mean someone who isn’t based primarily in China. This isn’t some laowai self-loathing or anything like that.]

Sometimes you or other people just aren’t very good at something. A regrettable fact of life, you are left to either writhe around in a quagmire of mediocrity or you try and move to an environment where you can learn how to do that thing better. Or you try and create that environment where you are now.

Throughout history there are numerous cases where importing talent into a country has raised standards or improved the local culture. In China, the Tang dynasty, widely considered to be the greatest of them all, had as one of its hallmarks a receptiveness to foreign influence. If people from other countries are operating at a much higher level than you it can be prudent to try and learn something from them, but this isn’t to say that all outside influence is an unalloyed good. This is where international DJs in Shanghai come in.

Once upon a time international DJs were a rare breed in this city, and a handful of local promoters made their name bringing them over when otherwise Shanghai wouldn’t figure into their Asian tour schedules. Now on any given weekend it’s usually possible to see at least one, particularly now that Arkham has emerged on the scene and relentlessly begun booking international acts. This is ostensibly a good thing – it helps drive interest in the clubs; gives punters a bit of variety or enables them to see someone they really like; and it helps local crews expand their connections and gives them a chance to learn from people who are apparently at the top of their game. There comes a point though where we have to question just how much value these DJs bring to Shanghai and whether they in fact have a malign influence on the music scene here.

Back in December of last year I was involved in the night that saw Caspa play at Arkham, probably one of the biggest nights that month and one that received a reasonable amount of press coverage, which included Caspa doing an interview with Shanghai 24/7. As I stood watching from the balcony on the side, I saw Caspa run through the kind of wobbly dubstep he made his name with while Dynamite MC phoned in his performance. Caspa and Dynamite MC had arrived in Shanghai that afternoon, but perhaps no more than an hour after finishing their set they were being ushered into a taxi by their manager in order to head to Pudong airport, presumably en route to playing at another Asian megalopolis the following night. Before departing, Caspa and Dynamite MC gave some generic answers to an interview filmed by Redscale Studios.

What did Shanghai gain from this? The crowd looked like they were having fun and taken in isolation it would be hard to say there was anything particularly wrong about this event, but in many ways it is indicative of a lot of the international bookings that happen in this city, and, when these are taken together, their effect can be insidious.

I made the point earlier that foreign talent can raise standards and drive innovation, and that is the reason why at least ostensibly most foreigners are here in China, including myself, but with Caspa et al what are they really contributing? They are here for such a short period of time that any engagement is a best fleeting and it is debatable that anyone really learns anything from them. (Although the DJ hanging around for awhile doesn’t always make a difference either.) Do we notice any increase in quality of selection and mixing from the local cohort of DJs as a result of these international DJs passing through? Perhaps in some cases these DJs are just really fucking good and prove to be a huge inspiration to locals even in the limited time that they’re here, but largely it’s doubtful if this is the case, in part because at least some of these DJs will simply be going through the motions, Shanghai but one date on a larger tour (see above), and also because the scene here is still so small and there isn’t enough grassroots involvement to increase the likelihood of there being a substantial engagement. This isn’t like a DJ from New York going to London.

What’s more, these bookings aren’t just negligible in their impact, but are also possibly detrimental to the development of the scene and Shanghai as being a place with something approaching its own identity. This is largely because they leech away attention from what people are doing on a local level. This isn’t to say that local DJs and producers don’t ever get a look in – the live sets of Acid Pony Club and SLV have received their fair number of column inches, although it does seem that the humble DJ set doesn’t get quite so much attention – but when a reasonable amount of space is being given over to conducting interviews with the likes of Josh Wink you have to wonder if something is going wrong.

Now I understand why nightlife editors might be reluctant to turn over too much space to your average local DJ, this isn’t exactly a town of EZs, but that’s not to say everyone here is a bad DJ, and in my own experience it’s often the sets from local selectors that I find to be more memorable. Nonetheless, for better or worse these are the people that will in part define people’s experience of nightlife in this city, although I’m well aware they might not be the most important factor. As things stand though, someone browsing through the myriad listings on Shanghai’s expat websites probably doesn’t have much of a reason to choose one club night over any other, given that they’re mostly full of PR bullshit and vacuous descriptions. However, if some of these nights and crews actually got a bit more in depth coverage, perhaps these things might be a bit more meaningful to people. It might also freshen up some local-only bills, with certain line-ups, particularly those connected to boats or beaches, perhaps becoming overly familiar.

Another way to look at it is this: does Shanghai have anything approaching an anthem? I’m not even talking about something produced locally; communities can often take something from outside and make it their own. Honestly, I can’t think of anything, and one reason is quite possibly that there is a dearth of sustained coverage of what people are doing here. Nevermind though, we can always find out what Tim Sweeney is into prior to his one night here. The only website I can think of that might delve into this kind of stuff is Layabozi, but, and this is no criticism of them, club music isn’t really their field of expertise.

The thing is, these international bookings are now where most of the media attention is – an article like this one on Resident Advisor of the London club night Rhythm Section probably just wouldn’t happen – and this attention is vital for club owners and promoters across the city. You may have noticed that some venues have struggled over the summer, and one of them has closed down. So the whole process starts again, and we get the next batch of international acts going through the motions before fucking off somewhere else.

However, not all international DJs are created equal, and I don’t want to slight those that have made a tangible contribution to this city and the promoters who brought them over. For me, Kode9 is one who stands out as he has close links with the Sub-Culture crew and has played an important role in Cha Cha getting to the point where she is now. To cite another example, Void’s international links helped MHP secure a release on the Detroit record label Cratesavers International. There are no doubt others. Also, those early international bookings by the likes of Phreaktion and Antidote were vital in giving an early jolt to the scene that helped it get to where it is now.

Then there is that other type of international booking: regional DJs. They’re probably not that famous, but, given that they’re local, relatively speaking, and possibly from somewhere at a similar stage to Shanghai, they’re much more likely to be engaged with what’s going on here. At the end of July, the crew Darker Than Wax from Singapore came to collaborate with SVBKVLT. It was probably one of the best nights that the Shelter had all summer, and William-J killed it with a perfectly mixed selection that took in everything from juke to grime. That night helped cement links between Shanghai and Singapore. Also early in the year Gyto from Neo Tokyo Bass gave Shelter its first proper introduction to jackin’, something that would have otherwise taken a lot longer to happen. It’s worth noting that in their respective cities these people would be the local DJs.

Now you might just think that I say all this because I run my own nights and want as much publicity as I can get. Of course I do, but the argument would be just as valid even if I wasn’t a DJ or promoter, and this is bigger than me or what I do. There are plenty of nights and DJs here that I feel deserve more coverage, and I don’t have any stake in them. It might also be said that I’m overstating the problem and that local DJs and promoters do get coverage in the media. They obviously do, but it’s often fleeting and not all that substantial. Time Out has in the past run profiles of local DJs, but these were short and not overly insightful, while Smart Shanghai’s Undercurrents series is often more retrospective than forward-looking. Perhaps local crews aren’t actually all that interesting? Sure, some aren’t, but that only makes it more important to give attention to the ones that are. There are a lot of people trying to communicate their vision through mixes and the like, but precious few of these actually get brought to people’s attention. Maybe people simply just don’t care and are simply looking for an inoffensive soundtrack to their hedonism. No doubt those people exist, but the media here clearly fancy themselves as agenda-setting entities, so why not try and push those who are genuinely making a contribution in the scene?

Really what it comes down to is this: what do you get out of booking this DJ or covering them on your website or in your magazine? Perhaps more importantly, what does the wider music scene get out of it, aside from a show? That obviously wouldn’t be a consideration if you’re just in it to make a quick buck, but a lot of promoters would at least pay lip service to the notion that they stand for something more.

I’m not saying “don’t book international DJs,” but it doesn’t hurt to consider the implications of these kinds of bookings and the disproportionate amount of media coverage they receive, especially when Shanghai doesn’t quite have its own musical identity sorted out.

-  Chris Russell

Chris runs monthly nights somewhere on Xingfu Lu, but he’s asked for his DJ name and the names of the nights to be left out, lest this essay be seen as simply an attempt at self-promotion.


 

Super Ayi Cleaning Team @ Dada Shanghai This Saturday

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Yo we’re back at Dada for a free dance party this Saturday night after the beach party [more on that soon.]

♫♫ runs from hip hop and house to dancehall and dubstep all mixed up on two turntables, Love Bang style…basically the kind of music I post on this blog and more. No Top 40, no smoke machines, no Gangnam style.

If you dun know, Dada is a world-class dive bar right by Jiaotong University/Xujiahui. You can walk there in about five minutes from metro line 10/11. The drinks are cheap and real,  the sound is pretty decent (great by Shanghai standards), and the vibe…well you can’t beat it. It’s where Love Bang was born.

Starts at 9PM and goes till it’s time to eat some noodles with an egg on top over at the taxi driver spot. Add a pork chop to that and call it a night.

Come down and say what’s up – there’s lots of new heads in town and we wanna meet ya’ll.

Oh one more thing – if you’re feeling what we’re doing with Love Bang and this site, please take a second to like our page on facebook.

 

WHAT’S GOOD IN SHANGHAI THIS WEEKEND SEPT 5 – 8 // 周末有啥好的?

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Remember how it was 106 degrees a month ago? After the hottest summer ever on record in Shanghai for the 2013, fall crashed the party like a gang of bros rocking fake New-Era hats. But instead of bringing warm cans of Qingdao, fall brings rain, cold fronts, crumbling, toe-destroying pavement, deadly ammonia leaks, and a lot of good as well.

The question is not “How is the weather in Shanghai?” but “What’s worse, Shanghai summer or Shanghai winter?” This place is known for a short spring and fall sandwiched between long, tortuous winters and summers. Enjoy these fall weeks.

And shout out to subway Line 11, shout out to public transportation. Now it’s really simple to transfer within and from the South Side, AKA the best side, to Line 2 at Jiangsu Lu. For example, if you live at Jiaotong University and wanna get to Jing An, you can take line 11 one station to Jiangsu Lu, transfer, and roll one more station to Jing An. Or you can take bus 76 just opposite CityShop on Panyu.

As usual there’s a lot of shit on this weekend and some serious gems, so let’s take a look at what the 周末 has to offer.

FRIDAY – 1950s/60s Music/Rockabilly/Old Records Played By Someone Who Knows The Deal @ The Shelter

Keb Barge is apparently that dude. A pioneer who’s been DJing since the 1970s, he strictly drops good old tunes on vinyl 45s. He doesn’t like house or hip hop and won’t be playing any of that, but you’ll hear a bunch of classic tunes you’ve never heard before. Surely you’ll hear some hip hop though, with this dope, all-Shanghainese support lineup featuring The Grumpy Pig AKA V-Nutz playing a rare set, Ben Huang, plus the homies Ceezy and HBD. You can read a lot more about the show over at Smart Shanghai. Only 50RMB – highly recommended. On the get-ready tip, here’s one of my favorite Northern Soul tunes.

The Trips – Love Can’t Be Modernized

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FRIDAY – Standup Comedy with Joe Klocek

This one’s put on by the Kung Fu Comedy Club. Only been to one of their shows, Butch Bradley last fall, and that was great. Peep this YouTube video of tonight’s guest pwning a heckler. It’s 200RMB at the door. Damn, comedians can charge a lot at the door. I wonder if in five years there’ll be loads of wack comedians here bringing down the market price?

And the new DJ booth should be up and running at Dada tonight – what do you think? Get down there Saturday night for Popasuda if you’re into dancehall and music without English lyrics.

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SATURDAY – TRAPPED ON A BOAT [PARTY]

Saturday night, boat party on the Yuangpu. I DJed at a boat party for NYU last Friday and that was mad fun; like 400 kids dancing on the top deck. Dry boat but everyone was wilding out regardless. Saturday night’s affair has a full bar on deck(s) plus music by Yen, Caution, CJ, and myself. Music on each floor, lots of booze, and the beautiful Huangpu River with dual skylines chillin in the background. There’s a few tickets left over at Dragon’s website, hop on that. RMB200 with free drinks and RMB500 for free-flow alcohol including champagne. It’s a three-hour voyage, with an afterparty at Shanghai Rose, a century-old, historically-preserved Victorian spot that housed the Shanghai Rowing Club back in 1905. Chill architecture. That party is RMB50 with a drink or free if you’re on the pleasure boat. That’s got The Super Ayi Cleaning Team playing erotic dance music and Xujiahui Trap all night. Strictly for the North Bund ratchets.

The North Bund is a funny place. Lot of ratchets, for real. Last time this lady tried to get me to come in her bar and was like “don’t worry i’m not gonna kidnap you and sell you or anything” and her pink-faced and obese lao laowai husband was like “yerrrrrrr come on in.” There were babies crawling around, all quite surreal.

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Usually it’s a flower ayi trying to sell you a rose, but for this flyer we flipped the already-bizarre reality into a flower selling aunties. Art by the always on-point whoiscecilia and myself.

SATURDAY – HOUSE AND DISCO FROM TIM SWEENEY (BEATS IN SPACE) @ 390

Repping DFA Records and the hugely influential Beats In Space radio show, currently on episode #693, it’s New York’s Tim Sweeny. Support from Mau Mau, American Booze DJs, Santo Chino, and Lindberg. Looks to be the spot for house and disco on Saturday. Peep this Boiler Room mix by dude, just came out three days ago. Only RMB60 with one drink.

Saturday during the day there’s a flea-market at Cotton’s on Xinhua Lu that promises pop up shops, BBQ, music, etc.. Dope venue so worth stopping by if you stay in the South Side/Changning hood.

Alright there’s more but I’m done. Hit the streets, see you out there. Get that 2GT and holler at dem North Bund Ratchets. Will end this one with some brand new tunes from local producers.

Here’s a house tune by DJ Doggy, repping Anhui. This one out on the DOT Records sampler that just dropped.

 

And this serious disco burner by two of my favorite French people, Laura Ingalls and El’se. No DL on this but I’m sure if you ask them nicely they’ll hook you up. It’s out on Disques Pony.

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哦!还有一件事请想告诉你们…Tonight on Shanghai’s English-language TV channel, catch the world premiere of a really *special* cooking show starring yrs truly, DJ Caution, and our good friend Sal, who’s written for this site before. Sal also happens to have his monthly Latin/World Tunes party at Dada Saturday night as well, with guest super-friend DJ Cavia also reppin’ the An Hui. Anyway the TV show premieres tonight on ICS at 8:30PM Shanghai time. That’s 8:30AM Kalamazoo time, a perfect way to start your Friday in the office. Something like an adult sesame street in the Shanghai hood. Steam it live over at ICS. Here’s a shot from when we were cutting records in the kitchen while cutting up some vegetables.

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If you have an event in Shanghai, please send the info/flyer over to holler@lovebanguniverse.com and we’ll see about it getting in this column.

WHAT’S GOOD IN SHANGHAI THIS WEEKEND – AUG 15 – 18 // 周末有啥好的

What’s really good in Shanghai this weekend…the weekend of 1997.

Oh snap. Had to work up the Hemmingway sweat after chillin with Dr. Jing last night just to write this. Too much lamb, too much goose. Coming a bit early this time as there’s so much on. Everything from two different Chinese hip hop acts on Friday night to Korn sharing a lineup with a Korean boy band, [pause], to Come Correct at The Shelter with the  legendary J. Rocc from The Beat Junkies on Saturday night. AND there’s a pool party on Saturday at that Xujiahui Oasis where you can catch a set by The Super Ayi Cleaning Team from 2PM – 4PM.

THURSDAY – VINYL NIGHT @ Logo

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“On the third Thursday of each month the society convenes to play their favourite records across all genres. All vinyl all night. Comfortable underground bar, cheap beer.” That’s friends from Push and Pull as well as a special guest from VOID tonight at Logo. No CDs, no laptops, no iPods, just good tunes on vinyl. Music leans more towards house, grime, dubstep, and techno.

THURSDAY – EXPERIMENTAL @ The Shelter

My friend and neighbor Laura from the Acid Pony Club makes beats all day and DJs all night – one of the hardest working cats in Shanghai. His Thursday affair on Yongfu Lu, “Let’s Get Naked And Listen To A Bunch of Drones,” brings your weekly dose of weird, trippy beats and film soundtracks. Here’s one of the latest experimental tracks he’s done, out on his SVBKVLT beat tape.

Friday – HIP HOP.

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Ok I got love for Hijack but I gotta rep two Chinese hip hop shows going down Friday. First off, you already know we got our club night Love Bang at 390 with local beatmaker/manga character Ceezy,  but you might not know about another show by Beijing rappers  阴三儿 (in3).  I don’t know much about dudes, but local friends tell me they’re some of the best MCs in China. “Real underground Beijing style.“ They’re on Friday night at Arkham with a RMB100 cover.  Peep some of their tracks over on Douban. Really nice tunes there.

Friday – ELECTRONIC

Most people know Dada Bar, but some newer heads might not know the history. Dada was started by Michael, a dude from The Bay Area, and before he started his own club he founded one of Shanghai’s original club nights pushing better music in a town full of shit tunes – Antidote. From humble 2005 beginnings in dungeon-of-vomit C’s Bar to packed nights at The Shelter, then parlaying all this into starting two of China’s most well-known underground clubs, dude deserves a lot of props. Well Friday it’s the 8th anniversary of Antidote, with a lineup of OG Antidote peeps – mostly local Shanghai dudes who’ve moved onto big tings themselves: B6, MHP, Fish, Ozone, and Drunk Monk. Sure to be good.

Saturday – ROCK AND DARK WAVE

There’s no better way to avoid attracting corporate branding than naming your band Astrofuck. That’s one idea that went into the name of this new band formed by three friends of mine: DJ Cavia, music-blogger don Andy Best, and singer Kaine. Saturday night they’ve got heaps of brand new material to play at Yuyintang, probably the best place in Shanghai to see a rock show, especially with that lush park in back. Check out their tunes over on Douban. Here’s what Andy had to say about the show, via Kungfuology:

“It will cost 40 rmb on the door and feature post-punk, experimental, gothy and dark bands. That’s probably an inadequate way to describe it. DJ Tzu Sing will open from 9 playing darkwave and industrial styles. Then The Other will play, then us doing a 45 minute plus set including completely new songs we have never played before. We also have HIMDONG closing out with some loop madness. It will be awesome and the perfect antidote to the thrown together, generalized, overpriced SH Summer Sonic night on over at the Stadium. I can say that cos SMG is a multi-billion corporation and we are just some friends putting on a 300 ppl show underground.”

Saturday – HIP HOP. J. ROCC AT THE SHELTER (yrs truly’s pick of the weekend)

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Yet another big name DJ passing through town – why should you care about this one? Cause he’ll murder your favorite DJ on the turntables and turn the party out. Coming out of LA, J. Rocc and his crew The Beat Junkies birthed an entire generation of hip hop artists during the 90s. Turntablism and party rocking with class is how they roll. This dude is an absolute legend who ran in the same circles as J. Dilla and Madlib. He’s on at 12:30AM at The Shelter and I’m expecting to dance non-stop for his two hour set. No idea what I’m gonna play after this dude from one of my favorite labels ever, Stones Throw. Plus we’ve got a scratch showcase by the god from Guilin LJ and sets by T-Plus and DJ Caution…don’t sleep on this one!!!

Peep this video of J. Rocc killing it at the Beat Junkies 20th Anniversary for a taste.

SATURDAY – CHARITY

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What if you had severe eye problems but couldn’t afford the surgery you needed, or even had access to the right medical facilities? Well this charity ORBIS literally flies around the world in a plane equipped with a full hospital onboard and performs surgery for kids like this on the spot. They’ve got a charity cocktail ball on Saturday night, with all proceeds from the RMB200 ticket going to their good cause. There’s no app for blindness yet.

SATURDAY – POOL PARTY

Yep, back at the same pool this weekend although this party comes to you via PX Productions, aka Panda Express. The homie Eoin from PX actually hooked us up with the pool so we owe them big. Catch DJ Caution and myself spinning from 2PM – 4PM. Really pumped to actually just play a set there instead of focusing on e.g. someone lost their ring or getting ice for drinks. Expect a lot of Three 6 Mafia and G-Funk. That’s at Wending Lu near Hongqiao Lu and just RMB80 to get in before noon.

Alight I could go on about Korn and Limp Bizkit both playing Shanghai this weekend, and how the shared lineup between the “inventors of dubstep” and a Korean boy band bound to attract hordes of tweens could create a potentially hazardous standoff between them and hundreds of metal fans in Shanghai Stadium, but I gotta go beat Conrank at squash. See you in the streets – come say what up if you’re out!

Oh PS, it’s not a rave! Please stop throwing this word around, it’s already lost meaning. If your sound system = some portable speakers with a USB-port that your friend helped you buy on Taobao, it’s not a rave. Also, there’s no such thing as a “private dinner for 150 people” that’s open to everyone on Facebook. Aight Audi 5,000.

WHAT’S GOOD IN SHANGHAI THIS WEEKEND // 周末有啥好的?

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SOME PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS WITH DRUGS, GAMBLING, AND ALCOHOL.

I ALSO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH STUFFED ANIMAL/CIGARETTE GRAB MACHINES. I SPENT 63RMB ($10) IN THE LAST WEEK AND GOT A TURTLE AND A PACK OF LION CIGARETTES. I ASKED MANY BBQ COOK IN HANGZHOU ABOUT LION BRAND, BUT NO ONE KNOW THAT. MUST BE VERY EXPENSIVE. LIFE HAS UPS AND DOWNS, THIS IS A SERIOUS UP.

OMG PHOTOSHOP HAS A “TRAP” FUNCTION.

SO I’M AT THE ARCADE ALL WEEKEND TIPPING THE GRAB MACHINES, PLAYING TEKKEN, DRINKING NONGFU SHAN, WATCHING PEOPLE WITH FISHING-GAME PROBLEMS. 10RMB LASTS A LONG TIME AT THE ARCADE.

LOTS ELSE ON. HERE’S THE TOP FIVE:

1. FRIDAY @ KTV DISCO – MOST BARS IN SHANGHAI DEPEND ON THE PROMOTERS, SO GOT DIFFERENT VIBE EVERY NIGHT. NOT KTV DISCO. I TRIED TO BOOK IT THEY SAID NO WE DOING OUR OWN THANG, DON’T WANT DJS WHO PLAY IN SHANGHAI. “ALL IMPORTED.” THAS COOL, U GO GIRL. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET AT THIS VENUE, AND THAT’S SOLID, SOMETIMES BORING DISCO, HOUSE, AND COKE MUSIC. TONIGHT IS A DISCO GUY FROM A LABEL CALLED GOLF CHANNEL. THAT’S @ 3/F, 370 HUASHAN LU, near WULUMUQI LU AND WILL COST YOU ONE RED BILL.

2. FRIDAY @ GEISHA – HIP HOP HIJACK. IF YOU WANNA HEAR THAT NEW TYGA, RICK ROSS, CHIEF KEEF GO HERE. GUEST IS SOME GUY THAT’S GOOD AT DJING HIP HOP.  ALSO GOT A BATHTUB ON THE DANCE FLOOR. THAT’S WACKY. ALSO ONE RED BILL AND ON THE SOUTHWEST CORNER OF FUXING AND SHANXI NAN LU.

3. FRIDAY @ YUYINTANG – ITALIAN PEOPLE PLAYING ELECTROROCK  PLUS THE NEW BAND ASTROFUCK. MAYBE FRIEND OR FOE ARE PLAYING TOO, AND SOME OTHER BAND. SO, FOUR ROCK BANDS AND A NICE PARK FOR 50RMB. NORTHWEST CORNER OF KAIXUAN LU AND YAN’AN LU.

4. SATURDAY @ SO COOL DOCKS – BBQ COOKOFF. MY FRIEND JUST CALLED SAID TMMR GOT BBQ ON THE SOUTH BUND. PUT ON BY BUBBA’S. BUBBA SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS BBQ. WAY MORE THAN RON OR HEROLD. IT’S 100RMB FOR UNLIMITED BBQ AND THERE’S PROBABLY SOME NOT ITALIAN PEOPLE PLAYING LIVE MUSIC.

5. ANDY WARHOL EXHIBIT @ ??? BUT THAT’S COOL.

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I GOT EXCITED ABOUT EVENT CALLED “GLAMOUR BAR PRESENTS RANGOON THEN AND NOW” BUT TURNS OUT IT’S ABOUT SOME COUNTRY AND NOT CRAB RANGOONS.

I’LL BE AT THE ARCADE WINNING SHIT SMOKING RARE LION CIGS AND LISTENING TO THIS:

PINCH – SWISH

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